Mini Minotaur

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Mini Minotaur (рус. мини-минотавр) - песня Тоби Тёрнера. В ней поётся о том, как маленький мальчик Тим гулял по лабиринту и встретил там минотавра.

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Tim Tim plays for days in a maze and there's a,

Minotaur-taur, tiny minotaur-taur, little minotaur-taur,

Mini minotaur-taur

Minotaur-taur, tiny minotaur-taur, little minotaur-taur,

Mini minotaur-taur

Cute little tiny little minotaur sittin' in a cradle (Awwe)

He thinks that maybe it's a baby, but it NAY BE!

I'm a tiny minotaur! Little minotaur! Kill you any minute-ARRR!

Minotaur-taur, tiny minotaur-taur, little minotaur-taur,

Mini minotaur-taur

Minotaur-taur, tiny minotaur-taur, little minotaur-taur,

Mini minotaur-taur

How do you defeat a mini minotaur?

Many mini minotaur-taurs hate tar tar sauce

They're deathly allergic to tar tar sauce

You'll be fine, do you have some tar tar Tim Tim? (No)

You'll need some tar tar to kill him. (Oh)

Things are looking grim-grim for Tim Tim!

(Ah!)

Wait, what's that in his tum-tum Tim Tim?

It's a bottle of tar tar, Tim Tim!

Someone before you tried to kill him.

Open the jar! (Twist the lid off...)

Open the jar! (Counter-clockwise) (Oh)

Release tar tar, to kill minotaur.